AntiPatterns -- offer ...

an answer?

• What are the two most common software design mistakes?

  Blob, Poltergeist

• What can we do to fix (or refactor) bad software?

  Spaghetti, StovePipe

• Our design project is going around in circles, how can we get it back on track?

  Analysis paralysis, Design by Committee

• How do I know when I am being misled by a software vendor?

  Vendor Lock-in, Smoke and Mirrors

• Is the latest standard .. technology breakthrough going to solve my problems?

  Wolf Ticket, Continuous Obsolescence

• Is our project headed for disaster?

  Death by Planning, Mushroom management

• What are the 'gotchas' of software reuse?

  Cut-and-Paste programming, Golden Hammer